It’s almost Mother’s Day again and I am wondering what to get my human mom. Now, I don’t get an allowance for cleaning the crumbs off the floor so buying something is out. I’ve heard that gifts from the heart are best so here is a list of “gifts” from me to her:
- A poop free Sunday walk. I think I could hold it in long enough so that she wouldn’t have anything to clean up. This would involve some planning though as I will either need to make sure my duty gets done on my Saturday night walk or cut out the chow until after our walk on Sunday.
- Let her sleep in. This is harder said than done, but I could hold off my morning pee for a few extra minutes…a few extra minutes. Ok – better not drink anything the night before either.
- Let her enjoy breakfast in peace. I will try my best not to sit and drool on her feet as she eats her Mother’s Day brunch. I will hide away so as not to be tempted by bagels, eggs, bacon…Oh, dear. This may be a hard one.
So there I’ll be Sunday – constipated, parched and starving but I will be wagging my tail because it’s worth it for the love I get. Happy Mother’s Day. Love you mom!!